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Beatrice Hazlehurst recently had the most intense orgasm of her life — and she reached it alongside 20 climaxing strangers at a retreat in New York.
Hazlehurst wrote about the experience in a column for Cosmopolitan after attending The Goddess Institute‘s three-day conscious sexuality camp following a “toxic relationship” and was looking to harness her “sexual energy” to heal herself.
She and the other ladies laid down inside a teepee, covered in blankets while the instructor demonstrated the masturbatory manoeuvres.
“Lying down on the mat, she began lightly stroking her clitoris to almost immediate orgasm … Her sensitivity, she explained, came from refusing to use anything but her fingers to get off (as she believes vibrators overstimulate the clitoris),” Hazlehurst wrote.
Then, the other women let their fingers do the stroking. Hazlehurst wrote that she first found it “intimidating” to masturbate in a group, but as time went on she got “competitive.”
“I dutifully imitated the instructor: lightly brushing my clitoris to achieve optimum sensitivity before increasing speed and pressure, releasing any lasting inhibitions by falling into panting unison with the group of women I’d just met,” she wrote. “I’m still unclear on whether the orgasm I experienced was so intense because it was from my fingers, or because it was a group experience. Either way, the relief was on a par with completing a sky-dive (or so I imagine).”
And if you’re not sold on it yet, you can also get green tea at the retreat.
OFFICER, HELP! MY HOUSE IS BEING CLEANED!
Nova Scotia RCMP are reminding people to keep their doors locked after a pair of women accidentally cleaned the wrong home, Global News reports.
The RCMP was called by an Upper Tantallon, N.S., homeowner around 3 p.m. local time on Tuesday after hearing from a neighbour who had seen two women in his house with a mop and a vacuum cleaner.
The homeowner had left the door unlocked so a neighbour could walk the dog – but the cleaning women showed up instead, not realizing they had the wrong address.
“Although the house was cleaned for free, RCMP would like to take this opportunity to remind homeowners to ensure their doors are locked at all times,” it said in a press release, Global News reports.
MUG SHOT MANIA
This guy allegedly got a little flash-happy.
Nicholas Sheehy, 23, was charged Oct. 11 after allegedly exposing himself to a woman and her child outside a Dollar General variety store in Ottumwa, Iowa.
According to a criminal complaint, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Sheehy told police he “whipped it out” because he saw a similar thing done in a porn and thought the woman would “respond to it sexually.”
Sheehy was booked into the Wapello County Jail but released on a US$1,000 bond, The Smoking Gun reports. He is scheduled for a preliminary hearing on Oct. 31.
MOONING PUMPKIN MAN TOO HOT FOR NEIGHBOURHOOD
A Georgia man’s Halloween-themed scarecrow display didn’t scare away complaints from his neighbours.
Mike O’Neill recently put up the decoration with a jack-o’-lantern head, hat, shirt and jeans outside his North Fulton County home, WSB-TV Atlanta reports.
The scarecrow’s pants are slightly pulled down to reveal two pumpkin butt cheeks.
“We get a lot of chuckles out of it,” O’Neill told WSB-TV.
But this past weekend he received a complaint about the decoration, which he has been putting up on-and-off for the last decade.
“We have had more new neighbours with small children move in … and they are finding it offensive,” a board member of the Grogan’s Bluff neighbourhood homeowner’s association reportedly told him in an email.
So O’Neill decided to adjust the display to appease his neighbours.
He put a sign in front of the pumpkin man, reading, “Censored by the GBHOA.”
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